ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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