He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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