I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Holy sore nipples Batman
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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