Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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