Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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