I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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