i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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