I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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