IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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