Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
