I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
farters have to be the big spoon...
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
you never un-have a 4some
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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