Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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