he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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