I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
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Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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