You smell like stripper and shame
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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