I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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