There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
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I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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