he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
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