He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
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If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor