quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
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I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
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Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize