The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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