I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
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