i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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