its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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