Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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