in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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