i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Randomize
