check it out our google latitudes are spooning
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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