Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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