Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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