Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
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4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
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I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
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