What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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