Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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