no. you can't hotbox the world.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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