how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
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All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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