What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
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I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
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Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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