So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.