so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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