More tranny stories later!
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.