Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
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I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
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that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good