Quick, to the slutcave!
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
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I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything