We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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