Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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