U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Randomize
