my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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