Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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