So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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