Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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