He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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