i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Randomize
