I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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