Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
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DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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