Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
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I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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