Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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