She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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