do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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