no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
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Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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