shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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