Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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