I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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