White coat. Heels.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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